This isn’t the only joke we encounter about the mental state of the undecided voter in the coming U.S. presidential election.
From American humorist David Sedaris:
I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”
To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.
In truth, it really is easier to understand the Trump supporter than the fence-sitter in this case. Trump voters are either hateful morons or amoral rich people. Sadly the United States is home to plenty of the former, and a few of the latter.